Why aren’t children allowed at the titty bar?
My son cant quite reach the g-string but he’s not too far.
And he’s learning how to count using two dollar bills,
While he learns all of his colors from the doorman with the pills.
Why aren’t children allowed at the titty bar?
Mercedes is up next on the main stage
After that Genesis dances to Metallica’s cover of “Turn the Page.”
My musical collection at home is meager,
If not at the club where will my son hear Bob Seger?
Why aren’t children allowed at the titty bar?
At the titty bar you learn life’s lessons
Like “what behind the bra?” a man should not be left guessin’
If you don’t tip well its your fault,
And for the bouncer its grounds for assault.
Why aren’t children allowed at the titty bar?
I want my son to know that strippers are people too
Even though for twenty bucks, they’ll show you their Hoo Hoo
And they’re not dancing for tuition, no matter what they say
But if you want a handjob all you have to do is pay
Why aren’t children allowed at the titty bar?
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