Tripoli - A zombified version of Michael Jackson appears to have taken the helm of the Libyan government. A rambling speech given on state run TV this afternoon by the former pop icon expressed concern that the young people of Libya are being influenced by drugs that he did not provide to them. He asked that the youth clear the streets and, "Come over to the palace for a sleep over." He asked that only rebelling youth under the age of twelve attend. He went on to say that the international press was "ignorant" and that the love that only a hideously zombified dictator and a young boy could share was "completely natural."
